Our Uglies Poem

My sneak suit controls are set to "dumb"
The hole in the wall won't give me a plum,
I'm on a hoverboard without lifting fans,
And Spagbol doesn't come in cans!

My hovercam takes pictures of my nose,
The security drones need new pantyhose!
My eyescreen deleted all my face rank,
And Frizz hangs out in a big surge tank!

My interface cuff pinged Toshi Banana,
And the "little men" are wearing pink bandannas!